It's President's Day!!

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 02/15/2016 at 09:53 • Filed to: Whitest Kids U Know

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Let us remember that Abe Lincoln was killed by a hammer and not a gun shot.

ttyymmnn > Wobbles the Mind 02/15/2016 at 10:02

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And still, nobody has successfully written an Abraham Lincoln joke.

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 02/15/2016 at 10:34

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What do you call our 16th president’s diary?

A Lincoln log.

tromoly > Wobbles the Mind 02/15/2016 at 10:58

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Lincoln shot back, too.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Wobbles the Mind 02/15/2016 at 13:08

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